How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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