The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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