i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
