We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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