And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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