Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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