I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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