Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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