He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Randomize
