.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
