shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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