I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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