I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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