Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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