And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'm always down for nudity.
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