Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
