Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Its about making memories worth repressing
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I understand Curling. That high.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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