It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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