I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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