I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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