But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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