new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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