So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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