bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i barfeds in our rink
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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