Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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