How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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