I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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