quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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