I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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