Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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