Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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