i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I said "one day" and that day is not today
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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