shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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