I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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