I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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