it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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