Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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