i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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