What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i may or may not be watching the land before time
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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