I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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