I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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