I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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