Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Threesome in a minivan. New low
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
My feet surprised me
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