belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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