we're blogging at a bar
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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