I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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