problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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