Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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