69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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