oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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